THERE'S ALWAYS A FILTHY RUMOR-MONGER BEHIND ISLAMIST RIOTS...

UPDATE, 2/8/09: Not that there's any moral difference, but the incredible lust for violence by the Jooooo-haters has been underscored. The rumor that animated these bloodthirsty little morons to torch Starbucks was proven FALSE. Starbucks NEVER donated any money to Israel, and hasn't even had a shop there since 2003. So all their heinous little mayhem was FOR NAUGHT. Except for that case of French roast that Abdul scooped from the riot...

Step 1. Start a rumor, to get the ignorant, brainwashed, hormone-crazed jihadis riot-ready:

"Influential" Shaky Yusuf Qaradawhi on Qatar TV, January 9, 2009--
"Here in Qatar, we have a branch of Marks and Spencer, which regularly dedicates its Saturday revenue to Israel. We have a Starbucks, which serves coffee. They used to hang a sign on the doors of their shops: 'We benefit our most important partner, which is Israel, we help in the education of students in Israel, we help build up the Israeli defense arsenal."

Step 2. Execute the riot, directing it against the "villains" of the rumor, plus against any of their family, friends, acquaintances, neighbors, close bystanders...:
London Starbucks, January 10, 2009--


Step 3. Forthrightly and publicly justify the mayhem, citing some obscure quote from the Koran or Hadith.

Lather, rinse, and repeat every week or so for a thousand years against any independent thinker anywhere on earth. You'll be surprised how timid and frightened quite normal people can become as these smashings, burnings, robberies, mayhem and murder happen time after time in the name of Allaaaaaaaaahhhhh.

Or maybe you won't be surprised.