Jewish Odysseus: HOW SARAH PALIN SHOULD ENDORSE JOHN MCCAIN:

Sunday, February 21, 2010

HOW SARAH PALIN SHOULD ENDORSE JOHN MCCAIN:

“Voters of Arizona:

I am here to endorse John McCain for re-election to the United States Senate. As you know, his opponent, J.D. Hayworth, has been unfairly attacked by some McCain supporters. These attacks have no place in this campaign. Let me assure you that I have nothing but highest respect for J.D. Hayworth as a person. No-one should have any fears for Arizona should J.D. Hayworth win. J.D. Hayworth is an honorable man, and a wonderful family man. In fact, if J.D. Hayworth should defeat John McCain and win this Senate race, the people of Arizona will have a great deal to be proud of with J.D.’s victory.

Some McCain supporters have attacked J.D. Hayworth, and these worthless slugs have no business speaking for John McCain’s campaign, or even drawing breath. If we cannot carry out a respectful and dignified campaign, we will betray our great heritage as Arizonans. But J.D. Hayworth has no experience as a United States Senator, while John McCain has been a Senator since 1986, so vote for him over J.D. Hayworth. But if J.D. Hayworth wins, we can all be proud."

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The Odyssey by Homer, Chapter 21:

For long Odysseus stood with the bow in his hands, handling it as a minstrel handles a lyre when he stretches a cord or tightens a peg. Then he bent the great bow; he bent it without an effort, and at his touch the bow-string made a sound that was like the cry of a swallow. The wooers seeing him bend that mighty bow felt, every man of them, a sharp pain at the heart. They saw Odysseus take up an arrow and fit it to the string. He held the notch, and he drew the string, and he shot the bronze-weighted arrow straight through the holes in the back of the axe-heads. Then as Eumæus took up the axes, and brought them outside, he said, ‘Thou seest, lord Telemachus, that thy guest does not shame thee through foolish boasting. I have bent the bow of Odysseus, and I have shot the arrow aright. But now it is time to provide the feast for the lords who woo thy lady mother. While it is yet light, the feast must be served to them, and with the feast they must have music and the dance.’ Saying this he nodded to Telemachus, bending his terrible brows. Telemachus instantly girt his sword upon him and took his spear in his hand. Outside was heard the thunder of Zeus. And now Odysseus had stripped his rags from him and was standing upright, looking a master of men. The mighty bow was in his hands, and at his feet were scattered many bronze-weighted arrows.