Look Who's Talking: Obama the Felon

 "Hey, did you hear that Mormon cracker is a FELON?!"

Now, I'm not an attorney in Hawaii, but it sure seems that Obama's activities as a "Choom-Gangster" would have made him a REPEAT FELON, as his own campaign likes to accuse.  I mean, unless he NEVER passed along some weed to a fellow Choom-Gangster while on school grounds, or in a park...:

[from NORML]

Possession with Intent to Distribute

Distribution any amount of marijuana within 750 feet of school grounds or a park, or on or within 10 feet of a parked school vehicle is a class C felony punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or $10,000 fine.

See:

• Hawaii Rev. Stat. § 706-640 Web Search
• Hawaii Rev. Stat. § 706-660 Web Search
• Hawaii Rev. Stat. § 712-1249.6 Web Search

Promoting a controlled substance through a minor

Any person who uses an individual under the age of 18 to facilitate the distribution of a controlled substance is guilty of a class B felony punishable by B felony punishable by 10 years in prison and/or $25,000 fine, unless the offense occurred on or within school grounds, school vehicles, or a public park, in which case it is a class A felony punishable by 20 years in prison and/or $50,000 fine.

See:

• Hawaii Rev. Stat. § 706-640 Web Search
• Hawaii Rev. Stat. §§ 706-659 to 660 Web Search
• Hawaii Rev. Stat. § 712-1249.7 Web Search