How lame and pathetic are we to invite these lizard-eating Arabian savages to invade and overrun our noble civilization and culture. BTW, these lizards are utterly harmless, inoffensive herbivorous mastigures (genus Uromastyx).
Yes, let’s import more of these saurophageous primitives into Holland, and throw Geert Wilders in jail for hurting their feelings (he's on trial this week for thought-crime).
By all means.
[Flashback to 2008, as Arabs cut the throat of a rare giant sea turtle while kids watch]